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• Dallas Latino leaders upset with illegal alien Halloween costume sold at Target | pegasusnews.com | Dallas / Fort Worth

  Fri Oct 16, 2009
  • It's a fracking ALIEN. Like, a real alien. Not a "migrant worker" or whatever the currently politically correct term is. An alien. How is that offensive to Latinos?? Seriously people, don't you have anything better to do? Like work on curing cancer or fighting hunger?

• 2009 Movie Challenge: First 25 movie reviews, in haiku

  Fri Oct 2, 2009
  • See? It's (to me) more challenging to do it this way than write a few paragraphs. BTW... awesome haikus there. Now I have to try to top those, because I saw all three of them this year.

• 2009 Movie Challenge: First 25 movie reviews, in haiku

  Fri Oct 2, 2009
  • Hmm... you're right. Good call. I'll fix that one up.

• Ang Lee says he's baffled by 'Woodstock' results

  Wed Sep 30, 2009
  • Wasn't around for the actual Woodstock, saw a trailer for Taking Woodstock, and... I'll pass. Hey, guess what, it was forty years ago. No one cares. (Though you'd never guess from the number of war movies we churn out...)

• Brewery's launches 1.1% alcohol 'Nanny State' beer after protests against 18.2% beer

  Mon Sep 28, 2009
  • The original source I found this at had a comment about how this needs a "my hero" tag on it... I seriously thought about throwing one on there too.

• Savage Attack Leaves Man With Half A Head

  Sat Sep 12, 2009
  • While I have some doubts about the mathematical accuracy of their claim of "half his skull"... still... OW.

• Girls update Facebook status instead of calling for help

  Mon Sep 7, 2009
  • Just makes me wish stupidity was more directly painful.

• What Movie Do You Regret Not Seeing in the Theater?

  Tue Sep 8, 2009
  • Star Wars. Unfortunately it came out almost a decade before I was born, so.... I couldn't quite make the matinee showing.

• Library does away with all it's books.

  Mon Sep 7, 2009
  • This is totally unrelated, and shows the Grammar Nazi in me coming to the surface, but... why is there an apostrophe in "it's" in the headline? "Library does away with all it's books." Apostrophes do not indicate plurals - just personal ownership (but not on pronouns) and contraction.

• Girls update Facebook status instead of calling for help

  Mon Sep 7, 2009
  • LOL, LIKE, WE'RE TOTALLY, LIKE, STUCK IN A DRAIN. LIKE, COULD SOMEONE HELP? LIKE TOTALLY SERIOUS, HEEHEE! Or wait. Should that be in aLtErNaTiNg CaPs LoCk? I don't know how people type like that. Typing that damn near killed me. It certainly knocked my IQ down a few points.